Hey how about No. California

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

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fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

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phobias:

avoiding hate like

image

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lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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She looks like jenna marbles in the future

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nuigi:

I told this kid that memes are dumb

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